Fox News.com/Fair_Balanced_Dumb_Filenames.Douche [Wonkette]
Fox News.com/Fair_Balanced_Dumb_Filenames.Douche [Wonkette]
What Shall Your Spam Filter Automatically Delete Tomorrow?
Newsletter from exclamation point and free money fan club — 3%
Every fourth message received — 48%
Desperate question regarding stuck caps lock button — 11%
Grandpa’s one good email forward of the year — 8%
Final warning/threat from bank — 4%
Urgent request from best friend on vacation in Nigeria — 9%
Ad for penis enhancement product you really could’ve used — 2%
Virus activated by spam filter’s attempt to delete it — 15%
(via chelseaalltogether)
Found a (probably fake [but hopefully real]) Yahoo! Answers entry today.
I’m Sure You’ve Heard Of It
…by now, but I’ll post anyway. Viewing courtesy of a rogue click from MADATOMS, my new favorite source for sharp, hilarious shit like this. VIDEO: Web series about a Web series that’s really not much of a reality series. Based on dumb hipsters played by smart hipsters working in a “music store” that sells items like Shitty Saved By The Bell Poser Guitar for $133.71. It’s irony and its set-pieces and soundtrack are obnoxiously cred-grabbing, but thanks to its comedic sharpness, I’m not left wanting to murder anyone wearing a hoodie. Episodes here.
In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.I would post a picture, but it’s too creepy for Tumblr. [thisman.org]
That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist’s desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that face and says that the man has often visited him in his dreams. He also claims he has never seen that man in his waking life.
アホな走り集 — or, roughly translated — “Watch this. Improve your day.”