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Picturing the Past 10 Years [New York Times]

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:13:33 -0500

Picturing the Past 10 Years [New York Times]

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Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:19:51 -0500

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:53:56 -0500

stuffhipstershate: Going-Out Tops Christ, you girls look like...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:31:26 -0500

stuffhipstershate:

Going-Out Tops

Christ, you girls look like fucking lollipops on denim sticks. No really, I just love when you’re all lined up in your interchangeable uniforms of black pumps, dark low-rise jeans and a plethora of hideous tops. It’s like a fanned-out deck of Ugly. I mean, nothing screams class like an ill-fitting stretchy purple halter top with gold chains dangling between your breasts, pink sequins along your cleavage and ruche-y douchey scrunch-it-up cords along the sides. You look like you’re wearing the tragic results of setting an 8-year-old girl loose with half of the trimmings aisle at Jo-Ann Fabrics, some hideous satin fabric and an inexhaustible glue gun.

What, this? This is a stained and threadbare T-shirt that was my absolute favorite in third grade because it has a red and white squirrel on the front. Then, in fifth grade, I tie-dyed it with this kit Megan gave me for my birthday with like, dye-soaked cords you knotted around it. Yeah, I found it in my closet when I was home last Christmas and cut off the sleeves and neck. This thing is a fucking work of art.

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Brilliant Frequent Flyer Miles Scheme

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:56:01 -0500

Brilliant Frequent Flyer Miles Scheme

"They don’t want the hipsters in their neighborhood. It’s like in Howard Beach back in..."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:42:27 -0500

““They don’t want the hipsters in their neighborhood. It’s like in Howard Beach back in the day when they didn’t want black people in the neighborhood.””

- Hipsters repaint bike lanes in brush off to Hasids [NY Post]

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Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:59:34 -0500

In honor of its 20th anniversary, Empire Magazine organized a...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:53:24 -0500

In honor of its 20th anniversary, Empire Magazine organized a photo session of monumental scale, asking famous actors to return to some legendary roles. [See them all courtesy of atticus_flinch]

Fox News.com/Fair_Balanced_Dumb_Filenames.Douche [Wonkette]

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:37:56 -0500

Fox News.com/Fair_Balanced_Dumb_Filenames.Douche [Wonkette]

hatethefuture: What Shall Your Spam Filter Automatically Delete...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:18:37 -0500

hatethefuture:

What Shall Your Spam Filter Automatically Delete Tomorrow?

Newsletter from exclamation point and free money fan club — 3%

Every fourth message received — 48%

Desperate question regarding stuck caps lock button — 11%

Grandpa’s one good email forward of the year — 8%

Final warning/threat from bank — 4%

Urgent request from best friend on vacation in Nigeria — 9%

Ad for penis enhancement product you really could’ve used — 2%

Virus activated by spam filter’s attempt to delete it — 15%

continuants: (via chelseaalltogether)

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:04:31 -0500

continuants:

(via chelseaalltogether)

Found a (probably fake [but hopefully real]) Yahoo! Answers...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:34:49 -0500

Found a (probably fake [but hopefully real]) Yahoo! Answers entry today.

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Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:35:23 -0500

Faux Photography: 43 Stunning Super-Realistic Works of Art

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:40:50 -0400

Faux Photography: 43 Stunning Super-Realistic Works of Art

I’m Sure You’ve Heard Of It …by now, but...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:47:00 -0400

I’m Sure You’ve Heard Of It

…by now, but I’ll post anyway. Viewing courtesy of a rogue click from MADATOMS, my new favorite source for sharp, hilarious shit like this. VIDEO: Web series about a Web series that’s really not much of a reality series. Based on dumb hipsters played by smart hipsters working in a “music store” that sells items like Shitty Saved By The Bell Poser Guitar for $133.71. It’s irony and its set-pieces and soundtrack are obnoxiously cred-grabbing, but thanks to its comedic sharpness, I’m not left wanting to murder anyone wearing a hoodie. Episodes here.

"I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way. I have piles and piles of black..."

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:08:12 -0400

““I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way. I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.””

- Keith Bardwell, a Louisiana justice of the peace who refused an interracial couple a marriage license. (via hatethefuture)

Ever dream of this man?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:37:00 -0400

Ever dream of this man?:

In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.

That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist’s desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that face and says that the man has often visited him in his dreams. He also claims he has never seen that man in his waking life.

I would post a picture, but it’s too creepy for Tumblr. [thisman.org]

アホな走り集 — or, roughly translated — “Watch this. Improve...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:40:38 -0400

アホな走り集 — or, roughly translated — “Watch this. Improve your day.”

If Video Games Were Realistic [Cracked]

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:39:50 -0400

If Video Games Were Realistic [Cracked]

"It doesn't sound as if Jaycee Dugard got to see a sports page."

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:47:00 -0400

I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve never been held against my will in a freaky-deaky rapist’s yard for 18 years. But I imagine most of my regrets over “what could have been” would stem from all those missed broadcasts of the 11 p.m. SportsCenter. Orange County Register sports columnist Mark Whicker just penned the shit out of what is either the most brilliantly subversive anti-journalistic article ever crafted or the most awkward, self-absorbed jumble of text this side of Vice Magazine:

Box scores were not available to her from June 10, 1991 until Aug. 31 of this year.

She never saw a highlight. Never got to the ballpark for Beach Towel Night. Probably hasn’t high-fived in a while.

She was not allowed to spike a volleyball. Or pitch a softball. Or smack a forehand down the line. Or run in a 5-footer for double bogey.

Now, that’s deprivation.

Ha ha ha! We can all relate, right? God sports are so great. Any time I’m not hearing Stuart Scott say something like, “He must be butter, ‘cause he’s on a roll!” I totally feel like I’m being raped for two decades. Read the full story here. [via The Awl]